Exploded View of my Physical Self
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For proper assembly of Maxwell,
carefully follow these instructions:
A. My hair, the graveyard
where dead cells congregate,
is capped with
B. my hat, something grabbed
for needless style and signature
in public. Slathering glue
onto the top portion of
C. my head, a condominium complex
with a bone armature (skull), quickly attach
A+B to the glued section of C.
The skull is owned by an extremely
fragile component named
D. my brain, the battery which runs
my vessel. It is fueled from my heart (see H).
It is eyes. Apply grease often.
Take the unit A-D, and screw into
E. my neck, the gateway
from mouth to asshole,
at the back of my jaw, then plug into
F. my torso: giant armor clasping
around a blood powered engine (heart (see H))
like a scallop shell upon
ocean salt. Torso is Taurus.
Torso is holder of guts, fat and flab.
Torso is protector of
G. my spine: bones with burs gummed
together by fluidic discs.
It is the flagpole hoisting my torso,
exercising the blood engine,
H. my heart. My heart makes me
want to write prose for eternity,
dying fulfilled by describing intricacies
not even science could reveal.
Next plug in
I. my arms, match “R” to the right
and “L” to the left. Jiggle & shake
each arm like the notes of a violin
until loosened at the joints. Stretch
and pop my fingers to activate.
Caution: fingers metaphorically pinch
thought strands from my brain (see D)
before manifesting them into physical creations.
***DO NOT BREAK!*** Snap
J. my pelvis, the core and southern
pivot point, like a tractor to trailer
from the tailbone onto the bottom portion of Torso.
Similar to my arms, you will notice
female slots for the male plugs of
K. my legs, mobile trunks with flat
feet pushing me through space.
Plug legs into pelvis then thoroughly
massage each unit for best efficiency,
loose legs make for better dancing.
Finally, carefully unwrap
L. my penis and tear
along perforated foreskin;
discard. Allow testicles to drop
and sway like a pendulum;
perfect rhythm. Clean often and give
plenty of air. Erect penis
and ejaculate sperm; millions
of missed opportunities.
You have now fully assembled
M. me, Maxwell.